A tale of two folks and a toilet
There are certain subjects that haven’t crossed my mind in years; notably, I have given no thought whatsoever to where
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Kids’ Almanac (August 1-9)
Free kids’ haircuts at J. C. Penney on August 1 to break world record Kids have around 100,000
Kids’ Almanac: Express yourself (July 29-August 2)
There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because
Back to the drawing board
I had written the first draft of what I thought would be my next column and I showed it to
Mysterious Aristarchus: Hunting for the man who first got it right
Like people even today, the ancients had to deal with verisimilitude: the appearance of truth. Something that appears true may
Soggy granola
The film Peace, Love and Misunderstanding begins with an implausible plot line and never recovers. Uptight, judgmental conservative lawyer Diane,
Kids’ Almanac (July 19-26)
Free Build-a-Bear for first 1,000 kids at this Monday’s Renegades game at Dutchess Stadium The Hudson Valley Renegades’ baseball
Moon/Venus/Aldebaran/Jupiter conjunction this Sunday
There’s something special about conjunctions. They’re surreal, like laughter in a dark hallway. Rather suddenly, two or more celestial luminaries
Being on hold
One of the numerous joys of modern life is being put on hold when you call almost anyone. My mother,
Kids’ Almanac: Head for the beach (July 12-19)
We had sand in the eyes and the ears and the nose And sand in the hair, and sand-between-the-toes. –